Coach Sutton Term'd Limericks

Holder fired Coach Sutton.
Was he mad at his own puttin'?
Sean looked ill on the bench
The game was a cinch.
At misery, Sean was a glutton.

T Boone's in the hunt for a coach
In Lawrence, he looks to encroach
Throwing cash at Coach Self
To be his hoops elf
He'll have to go elsewhere to poach.

My apologies, I coulnd't get Boone and clip of the roach into that rhyme.

Swept By Sooners

The Sooners had to play hurt
The Cowboys played lie dirt
The Pokes spit the bit
And couldn't hit ----
Eaton can now eat dessert

Cowgirls Beat the Sooner Women

Cowgirls beat the Sooners in hoops
The earrings they wear have no loops
The Crimson and Cream
Girls' basketball team
Played like they were coached by Bob Stoops

Hoops Coaching Limerick

Eddie got drunk and was caught.
The Pokes then hired Sean, not Scott.
The Golden Eagles
Beat us like beagles
And our team is not so hot.