Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Watch Party Cancelled

T Boones Pickens cancelled his watch party today. Apparently many people RSVP'd that he tracked back to Bartlesville, OK. Fearing retribution for his corporate raid 20 years ago, and that a bunch of Okies might stain his carpet, Pickens has cancelled the event.


In an olive branch extended to OSU fans throughout Payne County, Pickens announced today he was acquiring Time Warner. Terms were not announced.

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